Total Medals Earned: 385 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,965 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 12/21 (150/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 10/26 (155/500 points)
Perform an execution
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the M1187
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19